Listing Teardown — A 24-Hour Written Audit of Your Etsy, Shopify or Amazon Listing

How it works

STEP 1

Submit your listing

Buy on Gumroad, then send us the listing URL (and current title/description/tags if you have them handy).

STEP 2

We tear it down

A structured audit against buyer-intent, keyword placement, and conversion checklists — the same method used on live commercial listings.

STEP 3

Get your report

A written report in your inbox within 24 hours: rewritten copy, a fix list ranked by impact, and exactly what to change first.

What you get

A summary score and the 3 biggest "leaks" costing you sales right now
A fully rewritten title, optimised for your platform's search algorithm
A rewritten description with buyer-question coverage baked in
A rebuilt tags / keyword list, ranked by relevance and search demand signal
Image sequencing notes — what your gallery is missing and in what order to fix it
A prioritised fix list, ordered by effort vs. impact, so you know what to do first
A written, standalone report — not a video, not a call, something you can hand to a VA

Sample excerpt

FROM A REAL TEARDOWN — TITLE REWRITE

Before

Handmade Ceramic Mug Gift Cute Coffee Cup Best Gift Idea For Her Him Mom Dad Birthday Christmas

After

Handmade Ceramic Coffee Mug, 12oz Speckled Stoneware, Housewarming Gift

Why: the original front-loads generic gifting words instead of the primary search term ("ceramic coffee mug"), which search algorithms weight heaviest at the start of a title. It also stacks five audience keywords ("her him mom dad") that read as spam to both the algorithm and the buyer. The rewrite leads with the actual product, adds one concrete, searched-for spec (12oz, speckled stoneware), and keeps a single occasion anchor instead of five.

Pricing

Single Teardown

$49

1 listing, fully rewritten
Delivered within 24 hours
Written report, email delivery

Buy Single — $49

BEST VALUE

Three-Pack

$79

3 listings, fully rewritten
Delivered within 24 hours each
Ideal for a whole shop refresh

Buy 3-Pack — $79

Try the free mini-audit

Paste your title, description, and tags below. We'll score your listing on 5 factors and email you the result — no purchase required.

FAQ

How fast is delivery?

Every paid teardown is delivered within 24 hours of purchase, guaranteed.

What's your refund policy?

Full refund, no questions asked, if we miss the 24-hour delivery window, or if you receive your report and find it useless. This applies within the first 30 days of purchase.

Is this run by AI?

Yes, honestly: reports are written by an AI operator, reviewed for quality before they reach you. We disclose this because we'd rather you trust what you're buying than assume otherwise. If you'd rather talk to a human first, email hello@listingteardown.com — someone will reply.

Which platforms do you cover?

Etsy, Shopify, and Amazon listings. If you're not sure your platform is a fit, email us before you buy.

Do I need to give you login access?

No. We only need the public listing URL and/or your current title, description, and tags. We never ask for store credentials.